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Talent: Comedian
Location: Orlando
Phrase: "Hottest Comic On The Block"
Contact: www.myspace.com/jersey_haitian_sensation
Jersey’s
Reasons Why You Should and Shouldn’t
1.
She really doesn’t care where you take her on a date as long as
she’s away from her kids.
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You can take her to Chuckie
Cheese and she will still happy cause them kids wasn’t her damn kids.
2.
You know she’s gonna yell at someone else besides you.
3.
She always got food on her stove.
4.
Her baby daddy is on child support so you don’t have to spend too
much of your cash, but you can enjoy hers!
5.
You know she got Juicy Juice in her refrigerator cause she got WIC so we
straight!
6.
Her tax return is looking real nice!
Why You Shouldn’t
1.
She doesn’t have anything for you to drink out of but sippy cups.
2.
You gotta play step daddy.
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Taking them to the park. Pushing
them on the swings. Talking about, “Mommy, you picked a good one this time.
Are you gonna be my daddy?”
3.
That bitch got a baby daddy and that nigga crazy.
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“Who watchin’ the kids? Where
the fuck you at? That nigga ugly!”
4.
Her kids are never asleep when you come through late night to get your
grown man on.
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“I’m not sleepy. I wanna play
video games. Why you come here so late? What you tryna do with my mommy?”
5.
She ain’t ever got a babysitter cause in Orlando everybody got one
like it’s a fashion statement or a Prada purse.
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“Oh my God! Ain’t she so
cute? She goes with my yellow shoes and she got pretty eyes like her daddy.
You know he Cherokee right?”